From the little boy who doesn't like toilet paper:  "I poke holes through the toilet paper and poop gets on my fingers (wiggled his fingers in the air to prove his point). Can I take wipies with me?"

I adore this child!

A co-worker told me that she soaks her feet in mouthwash!  Evidently it's supposed to kill bacteria and help with rough areas.  So, I tried it.  I have to admit, my feet are very tingly and the rough spots are smoother.  THEY'RE ALSO STAINED BLUE. 

So, I soaked them in the bathtub for a few minutes and used my scrubber on them.  I got most of the blue off the tops, so I'll be able to wear sandals tomorrow.  The bottoms are still blue.

I feel like a Smurf!

She also said she googled it and read that some people use half vinegar and half mouthwash.  I'll try that next time-it may reduce the staining.

My feet are so dry that I'm willing to try anything once!